STOP SPEAKING OUT OF YOUR ASS

Bring it up across the pilfered lines of smoke,
Generously blackening teeth of the underlings,
Chased underground by rat catchers and Pope's assistants,
Moralized into the dingy land of drunks and pushers.

Mentally challenged voters plunge us into a new cold war,
Perestroika's revenge foreshadowed in renewed Monumental shame.
Blame the virtuosity of new fangled back scratchers,
And noses made browner by vicious platitudes.

Infinite regression marked by the newfound popularity of irreverent necks,
Memorized in the folds of Miss Piggy's dress,
Flanked by urges to confess to public sex,
Rotting formalities frozen in time like armpit sherbert.

Powerful minions beg for progress in omnisexual displays,
Fried Chicken in your underwear to increase your allure,
Mesmerized by your combined lipobotomy,
The new you is as dumb and thin as your chinny chin chin.

Egocentric ventriloquist has my mouth caught up in string,
Bursting forth in soliloquies inspired from deep within.
Give credit to those who sacrifice their lives for an orgasm,
Spasmic tongues taste of Ho Chi Minh's libido.

Enormous lung cookies drip down from waxen bubblebutter,
Nubian stains of useless stinkpie fingers entrenched in Boston,
Rubbing bodies all day while skin turns to rubber,
And humanity becomes a mere version of Humpty Scum.

Bleached eyebrows taped onto Blonde Breshnev's widow,
Dead Bugs forever falling on your lightbulb changing head,
An idea pops into your pop tart used tissue fungus brain,
Invisible pregnancies over 300 pounds easy.

Bastardization of your XFL fossilization,
Football players hurting each other with cucumbers in the dark.
Mascara runs down the faces of plagiarized races,
Raped Dufus licks shoe fuzz out of your belly button lint.

Cancel my subscription to your self pitying emails,
Consider me a figure only from your past.
Find someone who thrives on your cult of depression,
Stop speaking out of your ass.

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