ODE TO ANNA MIEDER

You have to be in love to do the cha cha cha.

Your merengue in vitro hairy pie,
Feasted on the mouth of your dinosaur momma,
Step into the realm of a fat tamale plumber,
Your waist gets bigger and you're so much fucking dumber.

Retro nouveau potato chip whore,
Mangled bits of trenchant deteriorated 
millenial sculpted bicentennial schmucks,
Ring in the new year by yourself you little ingrate.

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