LOBOTOMY TOOK CARE OF THAT

A human without sex, like a thug without pex,
Suffers nightly from gastrointestinal cravings.

Pierce your carrot with a hunting knife and run for cover, 
Cause here comes Pippi,handcuffs hang out her back pocket, 
Her long stocking wrapped tightly over her head,
Now stained with druel from hazelnut coffee.

Lips frosted over with Whitey's memories of Auntie Schtopolis,
Your democratic butt and his republican finger,
Join in ways that no doubts linger,
Cause your life is just a fucking harbinger,
Of Newt and Zoot and that big Galoot 
you put on the Supreme Court to lead me not into temptation 
but into ripping my nostril hairs free into the wind.

New Yorkers, I beseech you as kings of common sense,
Come along with me my little wittle sleepwalking thimblesucking freaks,
Needle each other into dark vengeance and love of that sexy little spark,
That pushes you over the edge into anonmyous groping.

Vermin in your pants arouse your deepest limberger scent,
But you can't hide from Form Aldo Hyde 
unless you plan a huge uprising at the UN.

Tossed off salad effortlessly beaten pulp for the amusement of Dorothy.
White Wharton grad went worrying about her purple wart diet,
Lustily licking her hot nipple ring, 
she suddenly attained her own enslavement.

But the lobotomy took care of that.  Didn't you know, idiot?

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