INVISIBLE SHRINK

Admit your monk fetish, you're a celibacy freak,
Advance beyond your round abdomen,
To your asymmetrical cheek.

Oh Dark Night, 
Extinguish my illuminated scabs,
And pray for the Russian aristocracy,
To swamp down upon Tipper,
(four years of unbridled Parental Control?) 
And ship her off to Magellan's strait.
"You walk like Barbara Walters with tuna in her ass".

Fall back into meaty silence,
Sequestered in your father's violence,
She touched you long,
She touched you deep,
Mangy bastards licked your jeep.

Balance your spinal erections with caffinated lamb korma,
Mount Rushdie, I crush thee,
Mr. Potatohead will rape your sheep.
Face the mirrored image of your aging scalp karma,
Forgot you had no substance?  Well start digging deep: 
And you might find, your Fallopian bind,
Those Boy Scout knots sure come in handy.

Scratch the itch in a masturbatory flourish,
Nourished by Mr. and Mrs. Ramsey.

American refuse surrounded by a bubble,
Like Barney Rubble's razor stubble,
Invisible on your yellow sink.
I wish mine was.  

Incestual ramblings,
Taken with a nod and a wink,
Invisible to your closed liberal ears, 
Get yourself a fucking shrink.

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