POETRY
{BIOGRAPHY}

{A lot of Bleach}
{A Poem A Day}
{An Evil Bug}
{And Some Days You Don't}
{Anger}
{Apocalyspo Delve}
{As I Poop on Allison Waters}

{Back In The Day, Martha Dumptruck Had It Easy}
{Bess}
{Borders}
{Break my body, hold my nose}
{Bullshit}
{Bumble Butt}

{C. Everett Koop}
{California}
{Cancer Grows in Brooklyn}
{Chachi Grew Up So Why Can't I?}
{Chanukah}
{Charity Wipes Its Ass With Leaves}
{Christian Bleckas}
{Cinnamon mountains}
{Costume Costume}
{Cousin It}
{Curry}

{Darker Shade of Yellow}
{Dear Belva}
{Devil Worship}
{Did you get gay?}
{Did You Have Fun With Who Cares Last Night?}
{Dissect My Jew}
{Do I Stutter?}
{Don't Double the Tax}
{Don't Worry About the Wax}

{Elderly Triple Chins}
{Elephant Refusnik}
{Endzone of a Punker}
{Even Gary Coleman Got Laid}
{Extinct}

{Floating On the Ocean}
{Freedom}
{Frustrated Frump}
{Fugly}

{Get Out Your Hankies}
{The Gods Must Be Crazy}
{Good Riddance}
{Green Party}

{Having sex to Portishead}
{Hemlock Stained Mutherfuckers}
{How do you spell Snuffleluphagus?}
{How Do You Spell Tooty?}

{I Face the Future with New Rigidity}
{I may need a bit of a break}
{Idiots Marry Tricks}
{If You Vote for Bloomberg}
{In Progress}
{In the Name of Helen Keller}
{Incestuous Pediatrician}
{Incoming wounded}
{Invisible Shrink}

{Jesus Jeeps and Jolly Schlumps}
{Jews on Patrol}
{Jubilant Hookers}
{Just Like Me}

{King of Crunk}
{KY}

{Let}
{Let's Put Osama's Mama on a Llama}
{Like a Doudie S'more}
{Like Baywatch in Yiddish}
{Loan Me A Dollar}
{Lobotomy took care of that}
{Loose pink lips}
{Lose that rhyme}
{Love Me Like A Rocker}

{Marla}
{Metric}
{Monstrous Sist}
{More Pretension}
{My Dilapidated Muse}

{Nair Bath}
{Naked Farts Don't Smell as Much}
{Nebulous Victory}
{Never Leave Your Neighborhood}
{Nine years}
{No hitter}
{No Whoops There's Only Five}

{Ode to Anna Mieder}
{Ode to Mr. Tofu Embee}
{Ode to My City}
{Ode to Scott Miller}
{Oh Mad Cow}
{Out Asshole Your Parents}
{Out Came Pad Thai}

{Peasant}
{Pretension}

{Rimmyrackrorn}

{Scalding Orations}
{Self Esteem}
{Self Help Code}
{Shirking Her Lobotomy}
{Shitting England By the Pound}
{So Deviancy Shits On Your 401K}
{So Walk by Abaya Instead}
{Stop Speaking Out Of Your Ass}
{Submit to the Ovaltine Bath}
{Supermodels Shit Too}

{Thighs of Lilian Gish}
{Thinner}
{Toothpicks}
{Tough}

{Uncle Mom House Livers}
{VGL}

{Wash that Lube Out Of Your Hair Lassie}
{When Starsky and Hutch Hi Five Edith Bunker}
{Why did you impeach her?}
{Would Rita Vant To Be An American Now?}
{Write a Czech}
{Written in Pink}