IF YOU VOTE FOR BLOOMBERG
Rip apart the seams of your dreams,
What is left smells like teen dweebs.
Nothing more is required from your inner self,
Bottle it up and put it on a shelf.
Never more determined than a pickle in a jar,
Never more sanctified, never more scarred.
Beneath your bed there lurks some demons,
Dreams create some awesome semens.
Sitting on fences of hences and wherefores,
Sitting on Afghan rugs with whores.
Burnt Lunacy,
Tuna sea, you've become an easy catch.
Better your butter fuck spatula advantage,
Rampage world is new and damaged.
I beseech you to lick your way up the ladder,
Capitalist tongue and Capitalist banter.
Heavens to Murgatroid, Heavens to Betsy,
Heavens why do you prioritize Chesty?
Whether or not I owe you a bit of self esteem,
Heather I owe you a Boston Crëme.
Drugs in your backpack frisked like hips in heat,
I cheat and ask you to deplete your tummy, honey.
The Bosphorus sang its song to you,
It bashed the Muslim world a new Jew.
Danger bursts open your horizon,
Cling to your life like a dirty diamond.
Nurture Uma in a buffalo stance,
She never has the time to dance.
Who put powder in your Sweet and Low,
Who put powder in your Just Say No,
Who put power in your legendary pulpit,
Who put power in your too legit to quit.
I would like to tell you that your life isn't too hard,
Depression is invincible only if your brain is charred.
If you vote for Bloomberg,
Then would you vote for Potsie?
If you vote for Bloomberg man,
You might as well vote for Schottzi.
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