HOW DO YOU SPELL SNUFFLELUPHAGUS?

Stop snorting crushed steroids on an open fire,
For I will walk Siragusa's waist for you,
I will eat anchovie paste for you,
I will make whores chaste for you.

Stop weeping over Ashcroft's confirmation,
For I will blame the holocaust for you,
I will hold eat a Pentecost for you,
I will cover Randy Moss for you.

Peons dream of Dion in a runaround night,
Dying alone in your office worker plight.
Living together with too many girls named Heather,
Meat drips from your armpits in delight.

For each day we stage our life, we stage our death,
But you built your stage out of Ikea wood and it's falling apart.
That's not teak its bleaker than your elephantitis relapse,
And weaker than your system of craps.

Chewing through your pimpy dreams,
You eat your bulging mound.
Vertical slumbering giant stepped on your Achilles heel,
In a vortex of pepperoni stoicism i withhold zeal.

Kiss my Laurie Shenanigans in your Crock Pot haven,
Then finger my esophagus and wipe it on your lips.
As I wrap a telephone cord around your graceful neck,
Please break into a chorus of "A Bushel and a Peck".

I can't sleep as tortured thoughts of your curvy dirty pillows,
Fill the abyss in my Swiss chalet.
I can't sleep as images of your curvy seat,
Rise up and sing sea shanties in three parts so sweet.

Ridiculous meatball, 
You can pull your gut in,
But it will just come bursting out of your buttocks.

Ridiculous meatball,
You should be ashamed of yourself:

Snorting up lick a stick to get it up for Snuffleluphagus.
Who the fuck knows how to spell that?

{POETRY}