FRUSTRATED FRUMP
Stick around Sonny and banish your bone oh into vast superficial bush.
Megaton tummy tucked in dimpled bra stain.
Vegamite teeth dissolve in subterranean hairdos,
What a crock your frock can't cover your boobs.
Why are you swaying dropped drink
bruised ribs for two fucking weeks?
When you said Aunt Sally pisses a deep yellow Gevurtstraminer,
Did you take into account the way I pounce on your paunch?
Tobacco gumlined interior elbow warts
scraped on the dawning of a revolutionary cyst.
Lying brothers vie for fleshy presence
in the septum of a deviated Mormon.
The wind knocked out of your martyred sigh,
"Poor you it's all about you".
Torrential seven hour tantrum
in the spirit of Freudian blame erupting
violent version of Wimpy.
I'd gladly treat you horribly for a hamburger today.
Jews were allowed to caddy at Baltusrol,
So give your debutante country club brethen a break,
Master your ethnicity in Mr. Potatohead's fake orgasm,
And shit Belgian French Fries in perpetuity.
Stereotypes are very harmful,
For it is our individuality that makes us date. Losers.
She's got the brain of a chicken hawk,
You can tell her by the cute little squawk in her walk.
Undressing daintily in front of fried mirrors,
When perplexing colors melt into a digested panty line.
She's powerfully underlooked at Overlook Hospital,
Using crock pots as bedpans for the deservedly crunk
aftershock of methane in your nostrils.
Debunked Bunk Bed capitalized for the thrill
of infuriating third grade grammar licker,
Fourteen guidos copulated with Amy Fisher in Saturday School,
Reliving frustrated frump.
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