FLOATING ON THE OCEAN
Floating on the ocean,
Hungry for some salt,
Stick my finger in it,
Gets bit off by:
The way you used to look at me,
It gave me quite a thrill,
I made me want to slash you wrist,
Or give you four thousand pills.
Tell me why you stuck your tongue into the vaccuum cleaner.
Was it because you mitosis is in diploids.
Can't you explain why the doctor had sex with the banker.
Yes, well the same to you and all sorts of things more.
When you open your eyes and look right into mine,
The bed seems to shake with the emotion we create.
Looking directly at your lips, you seem to get the message
That all I want in life is what we have right now.
But why do you eyes look pink,
When you look into a sink,
Or when I take you to a shrink,
Or whenever they blink?
While pretending that my life has more to it than you.
Just to hold up my ego, It seems you always know what I think.
I can only hope that your body will join with mine,
And keep doing that for the rest of time.
Silly people try to eat you,
Don't let them, Okay?
For if you do
I'll take a pencil and shove it right into my Adam's apple.
Joy fills up the hallowness inside me
every time you gaze upon my face.
It's like the exhilarating feeling one gets when:
they take a pair of wire cutters
and shove them into you clit.
Oh, let me do it just once,
let me pop your zit.
Can love be possibly unreal? Not in my case my dear
For if you were hoving you nail file repeatedly into my eyes,
I'd let you meet my grandmother anytime.
Self-sacrifice would be easy for me to do to you,
I'd let you call me a booger shit while I was sharpening the pair of cutlery that I planned to slice you forehead off with.
Am I yawning too loudly? then we'll cut out my larynx together,
it will be one of the goals of our relationship.
Non-communication is the best way to have a relationship
Just ask Dave Dietz and Susan Rendeiro.
Are you having problems sleeping because of my snoring?
Then we'll cut off my nose. Why?
Because that's the kind of relationship we have.
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