EXTINCT

Your Peruvian waistline bathed in butter,
Naked Nubian warriors clutter,
Up the stinking river on a complex carbohydrate,
Licking your lobotomized spare rib suckers.

Venting gently into the vast splendor of barbecued rib injuries,
Manure so purely spread live patee,
I am reminded of the binds that rein my dehydrated nipples,
Into the bras of yesterday.

Vegan fascists slaughter cow farmers with Jungian pride,
Kleptomaniacs regretfully returning Snickers bars,
In arousal at the sight of pre-suicidal lemmings,
Underneath the Boardwalk, she kissed leprosy 
then lent her lips to Linda.

Celebrate your cerebral victory over Moonshine swilling Lesbians,
Prohibition can only benefit your pot smoking grandfather.
Mormon weddings followed by bedding down 
with elegant cucumberfuckers,
Sucking on the remnants of last night's bedsweat.

Rock your funky defunct metrocard,
Slide it up the crack in your ideology,
Cash in on the shampoo bottle you fucked as a child,
The Disseminator disseminated your semen 
while it still smelled mild.

Canadian merger fraught with political rancor,
Banker schmucks' sexists comments over flow 
until razors cut throats.
I fart on your insistence on the subjective evaluation of music,
King of oppressors of those who joined us on boats.

Malleable young consciousness 
poised to believe in anatomical disgrace,
Saved by sidelong glances at Roseanne's Penthouse spread.
Hefty Heifers remembered by Hugh Hefner,
Bigger is better, but maybe only with respect to cheddar.

Mortified debutantes debut in sordid underwear,
As Chinese laundromats revel in their Egg Foo Young scent,
On your knees to please the abandoned hopes of postmaster's tents,
Vote for Bush and your bush will become extinct.

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