ELEPHANT REFUSNIK

I am looking for an elegant elephant refusnik, 
Sipping vodka with a Russian bear.

I was sitting there slightly reclined, 
when you licked my spine, and rubbed my vine.
But the taxi was late and the electricety waned 
faster than a speeding gullet.

O, thoughtful thighless thyroid thinker, 
Why did the great drinkers of the Western World smell like Fish?

Ike and Tina, pretty ballerina, swoop and sway with friction,
 Throw your dress up in the air and declare your affliction.

Noble jerkoff in a bar, searching for your Juliet, 
Drink your drinks, get in your car and crash into: 
The endless state of mind you harbor,
Seven Arbor days ago I became a priest.

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