DISSECT MY JEW

Man your battalions,
Padlock your shoo fly pies,
The pie beneath your fly,
Hairy, brown as White, Barry.
 
Can i borrow your chinsplint, 
your belly button lint and your noseclippers?
I want an amalgam of granulated razor blade scars,
To diminish your authority over minorities,
To skirt the decomposing borders of the sexual fantasies 
you have about meter maids.
 
Look up your skirt, look down your gown,
Varicose eyeballs burst with renown.
Gay vermin populate genderless oasis,
Never more pronounced than the stretch marks on your ass.
 
Valiant Valium addicted wicked moronic pagan,
Pray to your local pharmacist,
Smiling like Bob Newhart,
With facetious wit intact.
 
A metaphorical heart weighs less than a literal heart,
Wind chill factored in like a brutal integer whip.
You're too old for Never Never Land,
And to dumb for Clever Clever land.
 
Nobody's perfect, but somebody better come damn close,
Feel Ma Nature's cold breath blow pickles up your skirt.
Pu Pu platter shattered on wet kisses,
Crunchings and Munchings but faithful to the last penetrated fortress.
 
Sense out of innocuous taxidermy,
Rest on your laurels hardly precious meandering south,
Big lips pull at cucumber wax ever so gently now.
Murderous filth, scalp me like Pocahontas, the Visney Durgeon.
 
Like a sturgeon I swim udderless,
Fading fame ripped from bursting bladder,
Pull over to that truck stop, Gloria Wholesteinem,
And renew your rerouted Nader supporting vigor.
 
Morgues are filled with rising tumors,
Crippled seductions of Necrophiliac humors,
Bones are licked and snapped in two,
Dissect my nose, dissect my Jew.

Trim your fledgling love handles pork pie 
and rocket your dream of a 38 waist back to Scotland.

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