CHANUKAH

Decomposing former crutch,
Crushed by the voluptuous touch of inner candy.
Bottled for mass consumption,
Like a liver soaked in Brandy and Monica Seles for Chanukah.

When you wish upon a star,
Licking Santa in your car.
When you wish upon the mayor,
Julie Ani De Franco feminist player.

Wherever you go you bring yourself with you.
And your armpit odor and dandruff too.
Whenever I see you, 
Your smile lights up my bodega like a fleshy meat pie.

Bring me honor, onward Christian soldier,
Beseech my banana into your lotus position,
Incorporate Paul Bunyan into corporate consultations,
Falling flatly upon mountains supported my your mom's Matzah Bra.

Purple poodle underwear in anus interuptus missionary pose,
Strike the hardest bargain, strike the hardest flesh from off your nose.
From sugar walls that smell like moth balls,
Racist invective flows like honey, Honey.

Psyched for tuba lessons underneath Elm Trees,
And recessitations of Byronic poems from pagans on their knees.
Psyched for bleached hair blues and pierced bellybutton fads,
My kingdom for an onion breathed kiss 
wasted in the wind like your vote.

Monica "Chanukah" Lewinsky's colostomy bag 
is made of lemming fur,
Rub it. 
Feel it polish your tuckus,
Like a subterranean dildo in heat.

Retreat into the sanctity of a marzipan bath,
With the fortitude of an Icelandic Necrophiliac,
Willingness to study the anatomy of ancestral poison victims,
Willingness to wallow in a self pitying orbit around your lost cherry.

Hand over your Victorian value system,
Lobotomize it in a Black and Decker orgy.
Loosen your chastity belt with astro glide,
Touch yourself with new found pride in your woowee.

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